“Mooooooooooooooooooom-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy.  My poo poos won’t come out!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ah, ah, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!” (while banging feet against the wall.”

“Wah, wah, a bah, a bah, wah wah,” with hands frantically slapping together to sign more and signal that things will continue to get ugly if food is not given stat.

Yes ladies, it might not involve margaritas or happy hour, but it is definitely always 5 O’clock somewhere.  :)